2008 has been dominated by talk of Christian Bale as a winged force for good in a near perfect movie, and that perfectly describes a movie I do love so dearly. 2004 gives us the longest list yet... As usual, the blue means they're in the running for "Favorites of the decade", a semi final before favorite ever, and Red means 'I guess I just don't like you very much.' Blue movies score in the 80th percentile in their year... At the time I had a lot of love for Spider-man 2, but Spider-man doesn't age as well and some movies with better sequels. The big personal surprises is how much I do like Ella Enchanted, Anne Hathaway, Cary Elwes... gobs of effects, it makes fun of fairy tales, F*ck it even has Eric Idle and Queen and Elton John covers. 49% on Rotten tomatoes can kiss my... Oh well.- Howl's Moving Castle
- The Incredibles
- Hellboy
- Ella Enchanted
- Spider-Man 2
- Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
- Godzilla Final Wars
- I, Robot
- The Aviator
- The Phantom of the Opera
- Collateral
- The Chronicles of Riddick
- National Treasure
- House of Flying Daggers
- Team America: World Police
- Alien vs. Predator
- Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid
- Hero (Jet-Li)
- Kinsey
- Welcome to Mooseport
- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
- Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
- Steamboy
- The Terminal
- Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence
- Jersey Girl
- The Day After Tomorrow
- The Girl Next Door
- Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
- Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
- Bride and Prejudice
- Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed
- Dawn of the Dead
- Ginger Snaps 2: Unleashed
- Mindhunters
- Shaun of the Dead
- Night Watch
- Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events
- Saved!
- Million Dollar Baby
- Starsky & Hutch
- Kill Bill Vol. 2
- The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie
- Troy
- The Punisher (T Jane)
- EuroTrip
- Garfield: The Movie
- 50 First Dates
- Laws of Attraction
- Meet the Fockers
- King Arthur
- 13 Going on 30
- The Butterfly Effect
- The Stepford Wives
- Van Helsing
- Blade: Trinity
- Resident Evil: Apocalypse
- Shrek 2
- The Manchurian Candidate
- Closer
- Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
- Shark Tale
- Saw
- The Grudge
- Fahrenheit 9/11
- The Village
- Catwoman
- The Whole Ten Yards
- Alexander
- Super Size Me
- Unleashed (aka Danny the Dog)
- What the #$*! Do We Know?!
Legend: Onto the next Round! In the middle. I do NOT enjoy.
The horrible part of 2004 was what passed for documentaries. I went to see Fahrenheit 9/11 in the theater. I even bought "Dude Where's my country." A chapter in that book really chapped my ass. Michael Moore, in one chapter rails against the Horatio Alger myth. For a guy who's worth, millions, one website has him worth 50 million, but they hate him... Anyway, even if he's worth 10%... he could by my family as slaves. I'm glad he's enjoyed that kind of success, and it makes him the last person in the world to say it can't happen.
Then we got that anti-McDonalds docu-mercial tripe. See, we all know fast food is bad for us. But, when you and your anti-meat girlfriend are picking on the burger place... it seems a little wrong. Both of these one viewing ever wonders though pale
.. PALE next to the WORST MOVIE EVER. Wait, it's NOT A MOVIE. It's... something, it has video and audio, and that's about it. It certainly isn't a documentary... What the Bleep advertises itself as some quantum physics documentary, and is an advertisement for some Ramtha religion. It shouldn't even be on this list. It disgraces everything it touches. You want to sell me on Ranthma, take it from the door to door guys; Offer a flyer, say "Would you like to know more about Ranthma?" and then go on your way. Misrepresenting your movie and me paying $5 at Blockbuster is WRONG!!! Put your message on Youtube, Voeh but don't make me pay FIVE DOLLARS expecting something that wasn't AN AD! What the BLEEP indeed, to paraphrase Kieth Olbermann; What the Bleep, 2004's WORST MOVIE IN THE WORLD!!!!"
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