Weakness:
The (in some ways) weaker installments of the two mega trilogies, allows for a tie with the LAST good Disney movie ever. Weaker than Atlantis in many respects, the pair was a non-musical sci-fi stride that I wished had some more gas in it. If you'd asked me in '02, it maybe MAYBE would have made the top 10 that year. Hell, I didn't even want to see it in the theater. I saw Treasure Planet, 2 years later. I know there's technically a couple Disney flick after that before they go CG, but I'll take this one as the end of the line. As for Minority Report, Damn, I remember thinking the film might never happen, when they were trying to squeeze Matt Damon into it, I think as the character that Colin Farell plays, it's an awesome, but weaker Blade Runner. A WEAK Blade Runner, can still kick your ass!
As for "In Space"... Could a Jason movie ever score so high without the words "In Space" in the plot description?
- TIE: Minority Report
- TIE: Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones
- TIE: The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
- TIE: Treasure Planet
- Die Another Day
- Lilo & Stitch
- Spider-Man
- Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
- Millennium Actress
- Eight Legged Freaks
- Jason X
- Catch Me If You Can
- Austin Powers in Goldmember
- The Count of Monte Cristo
- XXX
- Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
- Maid in Manhattan
- Hero (Jet Li)
- The Time Machine
- Godzilla Against Mechagodzilla
- Ghost Ship
- Reign of Fire
- Scooby-Doo
- Gangs of New York
- Spy Kids 2: Island Of Lost Dreams
- The Scorpion King
- My Big Fat Greek Wedding
- Pokemon 4Ever
- Ice Age
- The Tuxedo
- Bubba Ho-tep
- Dragonfly
- Road to Perdition
- Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever
- Men in Black II
- Resident Evil
- Auto Focus
- K-19: The Widowmaker
- Panic Room
- Solaris
- The Powerpuff Girls Movie
- Blade II
- The Sum of All Fears
- The Mothman Prophecies
- Star Trek Nemesis
- The Ring
- 8 Mile
- Red Dragon
- Better Luck Tomorrow
- Chicago
- Signs
- The Master of Disguise
- Bowling for Columbine*
- Death to Smoochy
Legend: Onto the next Round! In the middle. Did NOT enjoy!*Where these Micheal Moore movies have been landing, are in no way a political statement, and I'm not going to comment on that. They're soooo low because; while I'm sure at least a handful, if not more, guys have gotten laid for having the DVD of a Micheal Moore movie sitting on their shelf, I'm equally sure that no one has ever, oh, said, "Hey, I hate to cut this short but, I was really looking forward to going home, kicking back and watching Bowling for Columbine! It's my Wednesday afternoon thing, I like to squeeze it in before Wheel comes on!" That's NEVER been said.
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