I'm making the most definitive list of favorite movies ever.

For every year, I'm listing every movie I've seen and compare them all to each other asking one question; Which movie do I like more. Movies that score in the 80th percentile or higher, advance to the next round: Favorite of the Decade. After each Decade is done, an All Time list will be formed.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Movie : Beowulf

Just saw this in IMAX 3D... They did a helluva job making the oldest story in the language seem almost fresh... okay hold on.
I'm not going to say one thing about the CG, the 3D, the mocap... none of the, it's a movie, and, see, I can't think of ever hearing bitching about how SHITY the animation is in Snow White!
Snow White, the OLD Disney one looks like ASS. Disney wouldn't let a TV show look like that today, That cow movie had better animation, 50 years from now, that cow movie, won't be a Trivial Pursuit question, Snow White will still be pushing product and be adored. It's a sentimental relic of the birth of theatrical animation, and gets forgiven.
I love, LOVE the movie Heavy Metal, not even every segment, but enough that I LOVE the movie. God, I would love for it to be remade, with the tech today, and make the paintings and art from the original stories come to life! It's be AWESOME. I need a new blog, just of requests of movies.... Mmmmmmmm, dear Hollywood, Would you? Anyway, anyone talking about how the movie was done, might risk sounding full of themselves. To keep this simple; Beowulf movies suck SO bad, the best one took a different name, this is a close second, and still proud to keep the name, so that makes it the BEST (Beowulf movie, named Beowulf!)

Monday, November 12, 2007

Civilization is in full collapse...

I saw this ad on this series of tubes...


I'm not that big on New York, it's traffic is the thing of nightmares, heck to me 270 northbound from 6am to 9:30 ish is nightmarish, so I'm clearly not New York stock, but...

New York's claim to fame is it inspired Bee Movie? That's all New York ever did? That's what all the hype's been about? History, sports, people, gee I guess all of that was NOTHING compared to inspiring BEE MOVIE!

Congratulations to all of New York, you're not a small town anymore, you've inspired a MOVIE!
I guess the guy in Antz must have wasted his life... cause he didn't make BEE MOVIE! ugh...