I'm making the most definitive list of favorite movies ever.

For every year, I'm listing every movie I've seen and compare them all to each other asking one question; Which movie do I like more. Movies that score in the 80th percentile or higher, advance to the next round: Favorite of the Decade. After each Decade is done, an All Time list will be formed.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Legends of THE DARK KNIGHT

Impawards is a fantastic site, One of the best on the web. That's where I usually find these movie posters. Anyway...

There's a lot of praise out there for The Dark Knight, BUT did you know...
  1. The Dark Knight was the first to slice bread.
  2. The Dark Knight shot Greedo first.
  3. The Dark Knight is commonly mistaken for a burning bush.
  4. The Dark Knight caused the Big Bang.
  5. The Dark Knight fell on Issac Newton's head.
  6. The Dark Knight was available on 8-track.
  7. The pyramids of Egypt were built to honor The Dark Knight.
  8. All the stars in the sky were named after The Dark Knight
  9. The Oscars were invented and waiting for The Dark Knight to be made.
  10. Thomas Edison saw The Dark Knight in one of Edgar Cacye's visions and invented motion pictures.
  11. The Dark Knight destroyed Atlantean civilization.
  12. Play The Dark Knight backwards and it will tell the future.
  13. The Dark Knight invented Spam (the canned meat version) and won all fourteen World Wars.
  14. The Dark Knight was the first to Rickroll.
  15. The Dark Knight defeated the Dalek's
  16. The Dark Knight can make a rock so big, it'd crush himself.
  17. The Dark Knight fed a theater filled with 5000 people with only two buckets of popcorn and a box of Raisinets.
  18. The Dark night beats paper, rock, and scissors.
  19. The Dark Knight made the Mona Lisa smile.
  20. God believes in The Dark Knight.
  21. The real Chuck Norris is nothing compared to The Dark Knight.
  22. One day, Aliens on the White House lawn will say "Take us to see The Dark Knight"
  23. The Dark Knight wiped out the dinosaurs.
  24. The Dark Knight could take your daughters virginity, and you still buy the guy a beer.
  25. The Dark Knight can beat up everyones dad, at once.
  26. Galaxies and Universes revolve around The Dark Knight.
  27. Other movies are good at the mercy of The Dark knight.
  28. You can't sell your soul, The Dark Knight owns it already.
  29. The Dark Knight gets out the toughest stains.
  30. Shakespeare plagiarized The Dark Knight.
  31. The Dark Knight called our ancestors out of the trees.
  32. The Dark Knight can kill a lion with only it's thumbs.
  33. The Dark Knight is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
  34. The Dark Knight performed the twelve tasks of Hercules, in only five tasks.
  35. The Dark Knight is the tallest man alive.
  36. The Dark Knight is behind you, look. Gone? He's that fast!
  37. The Dark Knight put the sword in the stone.
  38. The Dark Knight brought E.T. back to life.
  39. The Joker is one card, The Dark Knight is the whole deck!
  40. The Dark Knight would win the White House with 810 electoral votes!
  41. The Dark Knight is the Queen of England!
  42. The Dark Knight is so cool, and attracts such hot women, it's why we have seasons.
  43. The Dark Knight can not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed, or numbered!
  44. The Dark Knight is the Kwisatz Haderach.
  45. The Dark Knight destroyed the Death Star, twice.
  46. The Dark Knight won the Millennium Falcon fair and square.
  47. The Dark Knight can win at chess in one move.
  48. The Dark Knight is the best James Bond.
  49. The Dark Knight is the final Cylon.
  50. The Dark Knight is Keyser Söze!
  51. The Dark Knight can see dead people.
  52. Charles Foster Kane called The Dark Knight "Rosebud".
  53. The Dark Knight is the offer you can't refuse.
  54. Superman doesn't have the stones to ask The Dark Knight to step outside.
  55. Zod kneels before The Dark Knight.
  56. Kyrptonite is Kryptonian for "The Dark Knight".
  57. Darwin, on his death bed, confessed The Dark Knight.
  58. The Dark Knight birthed John Wayne.
  59. There was no such thing as gender, then the manliness of The Dark Knight turned half of us into men.
  60. The Dark Knight invented sex.
  61. The Dark Knight's Internet nickname is Chuck Norris.
  62. The universe worries when The Dark Knight worries.
  63. The Dark Knight wrote the Declaration of Independence.
  64. The Dark Knight is the father of our country.
  65. The Matrix is in The Dark Knight.
  66. The Dark Knight watches the Watchmen.
  67. The Dark Knight can hear you scream... IN SPACE!
  68. As a child, The Dark Knight saw the Cloverfield monster, and asked his mom if he could keep it.
  69. Where no man has gone before, The Dark Knight was already there.
  70. The Guinness Book of World records contains only three words; "The Dark Knight".
  71. DaVinci was obsessed with The Dark Knight code.
  72. The Dark Knight is always there in 30 minutes or less.
  73. The Dark Knight invented the Internet.
  74. The Dark Knight invented Thomas Edison.
  75. The Dark Knight can repair a Slinky!
  76. The Dark Knight solved Rubik's Tesseract!
  77. Santa Claus wants The Dark Knight to come every day of the year.
  78. Mt. Everest aspires to climb The Dark Knight.
  79. The weakness of Kryptonite is The Dark Knight.
  80. Hulk can't smash The Dark Knight.
  81. The Dark Knight redeemed Shawshank.
  82. The Dark Knight caught every Pokemon.
  83. The Dark Knight beats up the kids who beat up honor students.
  84. The Dark Knight had the fish that ate the Darwin fish for dinner.
  85. There is no secret government, The Dark Knight knows all about it.
  86. Black holes got their fashion sense from The Dark Knight.
  87. The Dark Knight is the road map to peace.
  88. The Dark Knight does it live.
  89. The Dark Knight knows the Colonel's Recipe.
  90. Imagine what Scooby would do for a Dark Knight snack.
  91. The Dark Knight bowled a 900.
  92. The Dark Knight's caddy is Tiger Woods.
  93. The best, has to make The Dark Knight of it.
  94. The pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, chases The Dark Knight.
  95. The SDF-1 vs The Dark Knight, The Dark Knight wins.
  96. Baby monsters fear The Dark Knight is under their bed.
  97. The devil sold his soul to The Dark Knight.
  98. The Dark Knight will win the Nobel Peace Prize.
  99. Miss Universe will be renamed, Miss The Dark Knight.
  100. The Dark Knight fathered Lois Lane's baby.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

it's me. Ok so you have your big cool list why? or is it so obvious it's The Dark Knight? Maybe it's all hype and no The Dark Knight.

ok, so i'm gonna let you go now.

keyser soze said...

Hahaha! This list is amazing. I particularly like numbers 2, 49, especially 50, and 57. Really fantastic.

cujofn said...

101: The Dark Knight tamed My Pet Walking Stick. :)