Favoritest Movies of 2013 (so far)

Ties for first place between Ender's Game and Thor.
Then ties for third between four other movies
and both Ender's and Thor share individual match ties with ¾ of the bottom row.  

2013, is like a good buffet or bad catering, no one selection wins your plate, but there's a bit of everything.  There is no one movie to rule them all.

I made a change to scoring this year, documentaries will no longer be included, nor will they

If this movie were live action
it would have been the
biggest movie of the year

affect the score.  Ties still are going to happen, after much internal debate about whether they're healthy for the system or not.  But, I'd rather admit that a substantial percentage of the time, I like movies equally in head to head comparison.  Thus far this year, no movie dominates the year.  There was a brief Honeymoon with G.I. Joe: Retaliation,  just as there was a long stint of being quite angry with Star Trek Into Darkness.
I hated Star Trek Into Darkness so much that when the Blu Ray arrived for me to watch with the family, I hate it even more... well maybe.  Then, I kept it spinning in the player all of the next day, over and over and over until... it's the poster in the lower right of the collage atop the post here, and I've a 5" model of the USS Vengeance on my desk. 

Planes and Gatsby are the middle of the list.  Both have (at the time of writing, a .5, remakable at only how unlikely it is... or maybe for how likably bland they are...



Three movies though dominated getting talked about this year.  Into Darkness, Iron Man 3 and Man of Steel.  Looking at just the latter two,  I think I hate these two movies as much as I can hate movies in their specific character niches.  They're both angst ridden, unfulfilling, poor examples of their titular characters.  They were both sources of Fanboy rage, where with each, I liked the source of fanboy rage in each... wha?  (SPOILERS:) Yup, Neck snapping and Mandarin... I dig both, but the movies themselves are poor to unacceptable.  THEY basically helped Thor to the top of the list this year, by being the solo follow-up worthy of The Avengers, and by showing how super a guy from an alien place could be in a BRIGHT RED CAPE.   Without them, a movie could have been alone atop this list.  A movie about a small guy taken from the quiet of his home into a group of brash and many cases, less than welcoming peers... something... something... Dragon ... Dragon Army?  Describing Ender's Game sounded familiar for a second there... ;) On with the list for now:

1. Ender's Game
2. Thor: The Dark World
3. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns: Part 2
4. Oblivion
5. Star Trek: Into Darkness
6. Pacific Rim
7. Justice League: The Flashpoint Paradox
8. G.I. Joe: Retaliation
9. Now You See Me
10. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
11. The Wolverine
12. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
13. An Adventure in Space and Time
14. Scary MoVie
15. White House Down
16. Escape from Planet Earth
17. Evil Dead
18. Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
19. Movie 43
20. Epic
21. Gravity
22. Superman: Unbound
23. R.I.P.D.
24. Jack the Giant Slayer
25. World War Z
26. The Smurfs 2
27. 42
28. Monsters University
29. The Internship
30. Turbo
31. The Host
32. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones
33. Man of Steel
34. Oz The Great and Powerful
35. Phantom
36. The Great Gatsby
37. Planes
38. The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
39. Iron Man 3
40. Red 2
41. Behind the Candelabra
42. The Purge
43. Iron Man: Rise of the Technovore
44. This Is the End
45. Parkland
46. Beautiful Creatures
47. The Croods
48. Lovelace
49. Europa Report
50. The Conjuring
51. The Last Keepers
52. Sharknado
53. The Last Stand
54. Syrup
55. The Colony
56. Texas Chainsaw 3D
57. Fright Night 2: New Blood
58. Dark Skies
59. The Lifeguard
60. Dealin' with Idiots
61. After Earth
62. Olympus Has Fallen
63. V/H/S/2
64. Parker
65. Computer Chess
66. Jack the Giant Killer
67. The Last Exorcism Part II
68. The Hangover Part III
69. The Heat
70. Age of Dinosaurs
71. Grown Ups 2
72. Pain & Gain
73. Identity Thief
74. A Good Day to Die Hard

Two Documentaries, were on the list; Blackfish and TWO Flight 800.  I've decided to no longer compare Documentaries with the rest of the population of movies.

I may or may not make an update to this post.  Perhaps if The Secret Life of Walter Mitty or The 47 Ronin or Despicable Me 2  break the logjam at the top in a significant way.  Did I leave anything out?

Favoritest Movies of 2012

Though no year is ever truly closed, now that I've (finally) seen Braking Dawn Part II and 38 other movies since the "so far" list for 2012 later can be at least updated.  True to self fulfilling prophecy, no movie dethroned the Avengers from the top spot, but no movie had the 'genetics' to even come close, and now I've seen all of the top 24 grossing movies of the year (domestically), and 40 of the top 50.  But, if enjoyment of a movie is a self fufilling prophecy, or that this is just an inverted metric of dissapointment for least to most (2013's "So far list coming in just a few months!!!) then why bother watching so many movies?  What's the point of watching something that I'm not looking forward to if I'm incapable of enjoying it as much as a movie I WANT to see?  Surprise.  Finding the movie that you had no interest in, that despite genre preference, desire to see it going into it, target demographic, and every other categorical disadvantage a movie may have... finding one so good that it surprises you, and satisfies you and wins you over... THAT's why I love to watch so many movies.  I WANT to find movies to love that I didn't think I would. 

2012 gave me not only one of the most fantastic, fanboytastic movies ever with The Avengers, it also gave me a movie that provided that sense of surprise, that brought me out of my genre comfort zones.  I rented Pitch Perfect for my daughter on a night when she had a friend over.  They'd requested it.  Though I say I'm a total movie slut, and will basically watch anything, I had no plan or intention of watching this with them or at any point before returning it to the Redbox as soon as possible.  The movie started, and I lingered a few seconds, and by the end of the opening scene I was hooked.  By the end of it, I'd enjoyed a teen oriented musical comedy whose plot structure was closer to a sports movie than anything else.  I still love it and have watched it multiple times now.

How did some of the other movies I HADN'T seen yet fare that I mentioned?

Lincoln:  Wonderful, but I know not when I'll rewatch it again.  Score: 0.604651163

Argo:  I enjoyed it much more than I thought I would... Who'd have thunk anything about Battle for the Planet of the Apes would have ever been connected to an Academy Award!!!  Now, we can't say EVERYTHING about it sucks... I kid, John Huston NEVER sucks, and with 15 Academy Award nominations and two wins, he alone gave at least part of Battle for the Planet of the Apes some respectability.  Score: 0.73255814

Zero Dark Thirty: Definitive. Score: 0.581395

Looper:  Looper is a mess. It's a complete disappointment.  I know, I LOVE Millennium (and it has "time quakes") and Back to the Future (and it has Marty McFly fading) so why do I hate Looper for a very similar botching of time travel.  Timecrimes has nothing like those movies, shouldn't, by nature of why I HATE Looper, I also dislike Millennium and Back to the Future as well?  Looper has three qualities that the other two don't; First, It practically breaks the fourth wall and tells you to just accept that it works and not to question it.  This same 'explanation' was given for time travel in Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.  I love that movie too, but it's a comedy, not sci-fi.  Second, it litters it's universe with almost as much  availability of Time Travel as Star Trek.  It's easier to travel in time in Looper than it is in Doctor Who with less repercussions (it does the same thing with psionics too).  Lastly;  Looper is cynical and condescending to it's audience.  It's not alone, most bad science fiction dwells on explanation, and wants an audience that is stupid, ignorant and against using their imagination.  I'm surprised I like it as much as I do.  Score: 0.203488

Dredd:  Um, first... I don't dislike Judge Dredd.  It's probably the most I enjoy a movie with Rob Schneider in a prominent role, and the rest of the cast, and the visuals are wonderful.  The new Dredd, is better.  In another year, it could have easily been the best comicbook movie of the year.  This year, it's got to take third place to only Dark Knight Returns Part 1 and The Avengers.  I think Dredd would make better HBO style television than movies, but I think that of many super-heroes.  An installment of screen Dredd every 16 years is too long, and this time the title character is note perfect.  Score: 0.825581


Rock of Ages: Tom Cruise, and the music are this movie.  Score: 0.575581

Breaking Dawn Part II:  Yay!  I did the whole thing!  I'm done with Twilight movies!
Score: 0.412791

The above movies mentioned in the "So Far" entry, and their current percentile ranks average .562, pretty close to the .570 that all the movies on the "So Far" list average with thie current scores.  The movies I've seen since average only .413.  Does anticipation or desire to see a movie increase the enjoyment of it? Or, do more appealing movies, the ones you'd enjoy more anyway have a way of mandating to be seen earlier? 

Either or both, 2012 was a really fun year for movies.

1. (tie) The Avengers
2. (tie) The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
3. Skyfall
4. The Cabin in the Woods
5. Pitch Perfect
6. Starship Troopers: Invasion
7. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns: Part 1
8. Cloud Atlas
9. Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn
10. John Carter
11. Justice League: Doom
12. Dredd
13. The Woman in Black
14. Men In Black 3
15. Iron Sky
16. Paranormal Activity 4
17. Brave
18. Game Change
19. Safety Not Guaranteed
20. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
21. Argo
22. Django Unchained
23. Total Recall
24. The Expendables 2
25. The Watch
26. William Shatner's Get a Life!
27. Dark Shadows
28. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
29. Snow White and the Huntsman
30. Ted
31. Tai Chi Zero
32. Hotel Transylvania
33. The Hunger Games
34. Underworld: Awakening
35. Lincoln
36. Mass Effect: Paragon Lost
37. Zero Dark Thirty
38. Rock of Ages
39. The Pirates! Band of Misfits
40. The Man with the Iron Fists
41. Prometheus
42. Resident Evil: Retribution
43. Rise of the Guardians
44. The Amazing Spider-Man
45. Jack Reacher
46. The Dark Knight Rises
47. Frankenweenie
48. The Dinosaur Project
49. ParaNorman
50. Sinister
51. The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2
52. Silver Linings Playbook
53. Wrath of the Titans
54. Unicorn City
55. House at the End of the Street
56. Piranha DD
57. Katy Perry: Part of Me
58. Mirror Mirror
59. John Dies at the End
60. 21 Jump Street
61. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
62. Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days
63. The Campaign
64. Lockout
65. The Words
66. Chronicle
67. V/H/S
68. Les Misérables
69. This Means War
70. The Raven
71. Atlas Shrugged II: The Strike
72. Taken 2
73. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
74. Looper
75. Magic Mike
76. Ice Age: Continental Drift
77. Dr. Seuss' The Lorax
78. Life of Pi
79. Branded
80. Silent Hill: Revelation
81. Chernobyl Diaries
82. Hansel and Gretel: Warriors of Witchcraft
83. Man on a Ledge
84. The Grey
85. Beasts of the Southern Wild
86. Cosmopolis
87. The Master

Oh... one last thing.  A movie was supposed to come out IN 2012, and didn't.  G.I. Joe: Retaliation was supposed to be released on  June 29, 2012 against Ted and Magic Mike.  So imaging that G.I. Joe came out in 2012... It's score would be...

92nd Percentile!

Favoritest Movies of 2012 (so far)

I've seen 48 movies from this calender year within the year itself, and there's still a few like Lincoln, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, Looper, Dredd, Rock of Ages and even Breaking Dawn Part II that I'm yet looking forward to seeing.  But, I doubt any of them stand a chance to top the years frontrunner.  A good number of my favorite movies, not just movies I 'like', but ones that are a shoe-in for being in my pantheon of favorites are historic accomplishments in entertainment.  Star Wars, the most successful film ever (or is someone going to pay a few billion to make sequels to Gone with the Wind?)  Star Trek the Motion Picture, from cancelled TV show that didn't make it to even 90 episodes to being a big budget, high grossing, movie & television franchise spawning, behemoth...  The Lord of the Rings Trilogy ('Nuff said). Tron Legacy, a sequel 28 years later!  What Marvel did with The Avengers, and the movies leading up to it in the prior 4 years...

Just the poster for Avengers still gives me chills, like it's impossible to be real.  It's a Wizard Magazine Casting Call column come to life!  It's what comic fans have dreamed of; the simplest formula for Hollywood to have success with super-heroes.  Don't re-invent the wheel.  Respect the creativity in the comics, and just put them on screen, as uncompromised as possible.


One small disclaimer, on the numbers, The Hobbit tied with the avengers, but it's only ⅓ The Hobbit, so second place... makes the Hobbit : Desolation of Smaug 2013's movie to beat!

1. The Avengers
2. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
3. Skyfall
4. The Cabin in the Woods
5. Cloud Atlas
6. John Carter
7. Starship Troopers: Invasion
8. Batman: The Dark Knight Returns: Part 1
9. The Woman in Black
10. Men In Black 3
11. Dark Shadows
12. Halo 4: Forward Unto Dawn
13. Iron Sky
14. Django Unchained
15. Justice League: Doom
16. Safety Not Guaranteed
17. Game Change
18. Paranormal Activity 4
19. Brave
20. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World
21. Total Recall
22. William Shatner's Get a Life!
23. The Expendables 2
24. The Hunger Games
25. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
26. Snow White and the Huntsman
27. The Amazing Spider-Man
28. Underworld: Awakening
29. Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
30. Prometheus
31. The Dark Knight Rises
32. Wrath of the Titans
33. Lockout
34. Mirror Mirror
35. ParaNorman
36. Katy Perry: Part of Me
37. Piranha DD
38. The Raven
39. This Means War
40. 21 Jump Street
41. Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
42. Magic Mike
43. Chronicle
44. The Grey
45. Dr. Seuss' The Lorax
46. Man on a Ledge
47. Silent Hill: Revelation
48. Chernobyl Diaries